Tulsa – The Trump Poems

Rally The Oops

I don't think the Trump campaign runs into copyright issues if they use Stephen Foster songs at rallies -- which would work well thematically, right?

"In fact it was a little bit frightening / Make sure you have expert timing" ~ Carl Douglas, "Kung Fu Fighting"

"I prayed for twenty years but received no answer until I prayed with my legs." ~ Frederick Douglass (who's done an amazing job)