Diagramming Their Sentences

Eyes wide shut.

Don’t Bereave Me

"I don't mind dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." ~ Spike Milligan

Why does Superman wear his underwear on the outside of his costume?

Everyone should say "Merry Christmas!" rather than the alternative: "You're indicted!"

Veni, Vidi, Exivi

It doesn't take brains to see the pitfalls in this approach.

"You didn't hear it, you didn't see it... Oh, how absurd it all seems." ~ from "Tommy" (The Who)