Ask me no questions and I'll tell you lies, anyway.
"Half a truth is often a great lie." ~ Benjamin Franklin
"I started a joke which started the whole world crying / But I didn't see that the joke was on me oh no" ~ The Bee Gees
"In fact it was a little bit frightening / Make sure you have expert timing" ~ Carl Douglas, "Kung Fu Fighting"
"You said you loved me, or were you just being kind? / Or am I losing my mind?" ~ Stephen Sondheim, "Losing My Mind"
"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth." ~ Oscar Wilde
“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.” ~ Thomas Alva Edison
"Kings from Queens from Queens come Kings / We're raisin' hell like a class when the lunchbell rings / The king will be praised, and hell will be raised / S-s-s-suckers try to faze him but D won't be fazed" ~ Run-D.M.C.
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