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I’ll Answer For All This

July 18, 2020July 20, 2020 John BranningLeave a comment

Ask me no questions and I'll tell you lies, anyway.

Posted in UncategorizedTagged Confederate, Fauci, interview, law enforcement, mask, schools, testing, trump

Half-Assing It

July 17, 2020 John BranningLeave a comment

"Half a truth is often a great lie." ~ Benjamin Franklin

Posted in UncategorizedTagged coronavirus, covid-19, testing, trump

Joke On This

June 23, 2020 John BranningLeave a comment

"I started a joke which started the whole world crying / But I didn't see that the joke was on me oh no" ~ The Bee Gees

Posted in UncategorizedTagged humor, jokes, testing, trump, West Point

The Ow! Factor

June 20, 2020June 22, 2020 John BranningLeave a comment

"In fact it was a little bit frightening / Make sure you have expert timing" ~ Carl Douglas, "Kung Fu Fighting"

Posted in UncategorizedTagged coronavirus, K-pop, kung flu, rally, testing, TikTok, trump, Tulsa, West Point

Up To Batty

June 18, 2020 John BranningLeave a comment

"You said you loved me, or were you just being kind? / Or am I losing my mind?" ~ Stephen Sondheim, "Losing My Mind"

Posted in UncategorizedTagged bolton, covid-19, Oklahoma, pompeo, rally, testing, trump

Masked Intentions

April 29, 2020 John BranningLeave a comment

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth." ~ Oscar Wilde

Posted in UncategorizedTagged bleach, mayo clinic, pence, science, scientists, testing, testing czar, trump

Failing The Tests

April 28, 2020 John BranningLeave a comment

“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.” ~ Thomas Alva Edison

Posted in UncategorizedTagged blueprint, coronavirus, covid-19, pandemic, pence, testing, trump

Nothing Phases Me

April 17, 2020 John BranningLeave a comment

"Kings from Queens from Queens come Kings / We're raisin' hell like a class when the lunchbell rings / The king will be praised, and hell will be raised / S-s-s-suckers try to faze him but D won't be fazed" ~ Run-D.M.C.

Posted in UncategorizedTagged america, governor, opening up, phases, states, testing, trump

Kiss My Aspirations Goodbye

March 13, 2020 John BranningLeave a comment

The good news: experts predict your odds of surviving COVID-19 are much better than Trump's.

Posted in UncategorizedTagged coronavirus, economy, Fauci, national emergency, stafford act, testing, trump, ventilators
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