“Hain’t we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain’t that a big enough majority in any town?” ~ Mark Twain, "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn"
"Should I stay or should I go now? / If I go, there will be trouble / And if I stay it will be double" ~ The Clash
"Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today." ~ Herman Wouk
"And I love to live so pleasantly / Live this life of luxury / Lazing on a sunny afternoon" ~ The Kinks
Will Rogers said, "The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has." Little did he know we'd elect someone to bridge that gap.
"There is nothing in the world more shameful than establishing one's self on lies and fables." ~ Goethe