summit – The Trump Poems

Consummating Professional

"“You know, most men would get discouraged by now. Fortunately for you -- I am not most men!” ~ Pepé Le Pew

"Hey, Rocky -- watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!" ~ Bullwinkle J. Moose

"Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows." ~ Wm. Shakespeare, "The Tempest"

Fish and visitors stink in three days. Sometimes they show up already in that condition.

Did Trump count how many short fingers he had left after all the handshakes?

I bet Putin didn't even buy Trump dinner afterwards.

Yesterday he loathed me, bah! But today he likes me, ah! And tomorrow -- tomorrow...

Thank goodness he's a very stable genius -- otherwise I'd be worried here.

Hoping Trump booked a fully-refundable fare on Air Force One for this trip.

Let me map this out for you.