"No good neurotic finds it difficult to be both opinionated and indecisive." ~ Mignon McLaughlin
"If you've got troubles, I've got 'em too / There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you" ~ Randy Newman, "You've Got a Friend in Me"
"You say you'll never know him, he's an unnatural man / He doesn't want your pleasure, he wants as no one can / He wants to know the names of all those he's better than" ~ Elvis Costello
The Saudis have been a great ally -- except, y'know, for the whole murder thing.
Hard to imagine a situation where Erdoğan is the aggrieved party.