It's not a crime if you don't get caught.
Groucho, Harpo, Chico, Zeppo... Oppo?
"There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn’t true; the other is to refuse to believe what is true." ~ Søren Kierkegaard
"And I know when that hotline bling / That can only mean one thing." ~ Drake
You've got to read between the [redacted] lines.
"The limits of my language are the limits of my world." ~ Wittgenstein
It doesn't take a genius to see the problem here.