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The Chill Of The People

October 29, 2020 John BranningLeave a comment

"Time, time time, see what's become of me / While I looked around for my possibilities / I was so hard to please / Don't look around / The leaves are brown / And the sky is a hazy shade of winter" ~ Simon & Garfunkel

Posted in UncategorizedTagged freezing, hypothermia, Nebraska, Omaha, rally, snow, trump

Rally The Oops

June 24, 2020 John BranningLeave a comment

I don't think the Trump campaign runs into copyright issues if they use Stephen Foster songs at rallies -- which would work well thematically, right?

Posted in UncategorizedTagged Arizona, Brad Parscale, Dream City, kellyanne conway, Oklahoma, Phoenix, rally, trump, Tulsa, Turning Point USA

The Ow! Factor

June 20, 2020June 22, 2020 John BranningLeave a comment

"In fact it was a little bit frightening / Make sure you have expert timing" ~ Carl Douglas, "Kung Fu Fighting"

Posted in UncategorizedTagged coronavirus, K-pop, kung flu, rally, testing, TikTok, trump, Tulsa, West Point

Up To Batty

June 18, 2020 John BranningLeave a comment

"You said you loved me, or were you just being kind? / Or am I losing my mind?" ~ Stephen Sondheim, "Losing My Mind"

Posted in UncategorizedTagged bolton, covid-19, Oklahoma, pompeo, rally, testing, trump

Who’s Buried In Chant’s Tomb?

July 20, 2019July 20, 2019 John BranningLeave a comment

"Dissent is the highest form of patriotism." ~ Howard Zinn

Posted in UncategorizedTagged chant, patriots, racist, rally, send her back, trump

Slither Goest Thou

October 3, 2018 John BranningLeave a comment

Even lower than a snake's belly.

Posted in UncategorizedTagged ford, kavanaugh, rally, sexual assault, trump

The Last Best Place To Save Face

September 8, 2018 John BranningLeave a comment

Alternate title: "A Fibber Ran Through It."

Posted in UncategorizedTagged kavanaugh, lincoln, montana, rally, trump, woodward

Santorum? Ignore ‘im.

March 26, 2018March 26, 2018 John BranningLeave a comment
Rick Santorum

He offered, quite literally, a heartless response.

Posted in UncategorizedTagged CPR, gun control, march for our lives, rally, santorum
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