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Putt Your Foot In Your Mouth

"If you wish to hide your character, do not play golf." ~ Percy Boomer

Pence is living proof of the Peter Principle. Here's hoping he's reached his ultimate level of incompetence.

"An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry." ~ George Eliot

"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth." ~ Oscar Wilde

“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.” ~ Thomas Alva Edison

"We think we know what we're doin' / That don't mean a thing / It's all in the past now / Money changes everything" ~ Cyndi Lauper

Poor planning on Trump's part now necessitates an emergency on ours.

"The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win." ~ Henry Adams

A doctor tells Trump he's contracted coronavirus. Trump says, "I want a second opinion." The doctor replied, "OK - stop with the tweeting already."

"Be wary around your enemy once, and your friend a thousand times. A double-crossing friend knows more about what harms you." ~ Arabic proverb