It's not a crime if you don't get caught.
"Oh, down in Mexico / I never really been so I don't really know" ~ James Taylor
"And you may ask yourself / Am I right? Am I wrong? / And you may say to yourself, 'My God! What have I done?'" ~ Talking Heads
"Talkin' about the government and how it's arranged / Divided in three like a circus." ~ Schoolhouse Rock
You've got to read between the [redacted] lines.
"There is nothing in the world more shameful than establishing one's self on lies and fables." ~ Goethe
"It ain't over till it's over." ~ Yogi Berra