My virgin ears have been violated as well.
"I'm stuck on the border / All I wanted was some peace of mind" ~ the Eagles
"I'm gonna lock my heart and throw away the key / I'm wise to all those tricks you played on me" ~ Billie Holiday
The Statue of Liberty's torch will be replaced with a stop sign.
"Tears are the silent language of grief." ~ Voltaire
Don't let the canister hit you in the backside on your way out.