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Testimoaning

March 1, 2019March 1, 2019 John BranningLeave a comment
Michael Cohen sworn in before testifying before Congressional Oversight Committee

When you've lost the support of Otto Warmbier's parents...

Posted in UncategorizedTagged allen weisselberg, chairman kim, congress, kushner, michael cohen, southern district, testimony, trump

Collapse In Judgment

February 28, 2019 John BranningLeave a comment

"Hey, Rocky -- watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!" ~ Bullwinkle J. Moose

Posted in UncategorizedTagged chairman kim, hanoi, kim jong-un, michael cohen, summit, trump, vietnam

False Witless

December 15, 2018 John BranningLeave a comment
Donald Trump standing behind Michael Flynn making a victory sign

"If I could turn the page / In time then I'd rearrange / Just a day or two" ~ Little Lies by Fleetwood Mac

Posted in UncategorizedTagged flynn, lying, michael cohen, Mueller, nixon, trump

Panicked Room

December 14, 2018 John Branning2 Comments
Donald Trump, Michael Cohen and David Pecker jammed into a phone booth

"Now it's dark and I'm alone / But I won't be afraid / In my room, in my room" ~ The Beach Boys

Posted in UncategorizedTagged campaign contributions, david pecker, hush money, michael cohen, trump

Gee(20) Whiz

December 3, 2018 John BranningLeave a comment

Veni, Vidi, Exivi

Posted in UncategorizedTagged bin salman, g20, michael cohen, putin, trump, xi jinping

As Easy As ABC

July 3, 2018 John BranningLeave a comment

Did anyone else notice George wore no socks and couldn't bother to shave for this exclusive?

Posted in UncategorizedTagged abc, FBI, george stephanopoulos, interview, michael cohen, pardon

Monday? I’ve Got Friday On My Mind

May 1, 2018February 1, 2019 John BranningLeave a comment

It's no longer a 24-hour news cycle -- it's a 24-minute news cycle.

Posted in UncategorizedTagged caravan, iran, michael cohen, National Enquirer, netanyahu, new york times, nigeria, pence, travel ban, trump

Where’s Cohen Goin’?

April 10, 2018April 10, 2018 John BranningLeave a comment

Knock, knock, knockin' on Cohen's doors...

Posted in UncategorizedTagged michael cohen, search warrant

Stormy Weather-or-Not

February 14, 2018 John BranningLeave a comment

Since my man and I ain't together / Keeps rainin' (money) all the time

Posted in UncategorizedTagged hush money, michael cohen, nondisclosure, payoff, stormy daniels, trump
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