macron – The Trump Poems

Curt Feelings

"Tell me, baby, why'd you do it? / Why'd you make me wanna cry?" ~ Club Nouveau, "Why You Treat Me So Bad"

"Strange voices are saying (What did they say?) / Things I can't understand / It's too close for comfort" ~ Bananarama, "Cruel Summer"

"I can't hold on, I can't return / Rivers will run, bridges will burn / I'm not sure just how / But there's no lookin' back now" ~ Michael McDonald

What a weak week.

Q: Who's responsible for Trump's decision to cancel this parade? A: His march-enemy!

In order to stomach this bromance, I need some Bromo Seltzer.