"Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I’m working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I’d say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work." ~ Peter Gibbons, "Office Space"
You would think Donald Trump understands childhood trauma -- right?
"Just because I'm presumin' / That I could be kind of human / If I only had a heart."
"Oh, down in Mexico / I never really been so I don't really know" ~ James Taylor
Do as I don't do, not as I don't say.
"I'm gonna lock my heart and throw away the key / I'm wise to all those tricks you played on me" ~ Billie Holiday
The Statue of Liberty's torch will be replaced with a stop sign.
"A modern democracy is a tyranny whose borders are undefined; one discovers how far one can go only by traveling in a straight line until one is stopped." ~ Norman Mailer
It was ten minutes of must-scream TV.
That dog whistle has been swapped out for a megaphone.
The Trump Poems 