"I'll play your waiting game / I'm gonna win this game, my friend / And forget you in the end" ~ Todd Rundgren
Trial Offer
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A Riotous Success
"You want more and you want it fast / They put you down, they say I'm wrong... Hot tramp, I love you so" ~ David Bowie, "Rebel Rebel"
A Texas-Sized Defeat
"And as I go my way alone / I find it hard for me to carry on / I need your strength, I need your tender touch / I need the love, my dear / I miss so much" ~ The Supremes, "My World Is Empty Without You"
A Man’s Speech Should Exceed His Rasp
"I'm out of money, I'm out of hope / It looks like self-destruction / Well how much more can we take / With all of this corruption" ~ Molly Hatchett, "Flirtin' With Disaster"
Electoral Collage
"An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry." ~ George Eliot
Clash Of The Frightens
"Did you buy your tickets for the war game / Aren't you glad that you're sitting in the back / For the game is deadly having all the players / Aren't you glad it's a spectator sport" ~ The Monkees, "War Games"
Out Of Option Plays
"Turned away from it all like a blind man / Sat on a fence but it don't work" ~ David Bowie/Queen, "Under Pressure"
The Burden Of 80 Proof
Absence of evidence is not evidence of abstinence.
Mid-squirm Elections
Forget the 24-hour news cycle -- these days it's down to 24 minutes.
The Trump Poems 