"Yes, my pillow could tell you too / Not one word they said was true / If my pillow could talk to you" ~ Connie Francis
"Playing for the high one, dancing with the devil / Going with the flow, it's all a game to me" ~ Motörhead, "Ace of Spades"
"When you went to bed / With your darkest mind / Your pillow wept / And covered your eyes" ~ Wilco, "A Shot in the Arm"
"People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing." ~ Will Rogers
"That ain't workin' – that's the way you do it / Money for nothin' and your chicks for free" ~ Dire Straits
“Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.” ~ Jeremy Bentham
"It is undesirable to believe a proposition when there is no ground whatever for supposing it true." ~ Bertrand Russell
"Have you heard about the Lonesome Loser? / He's a loser but he still keeps on trying." ~ Little River Band
"Conspiracy is a small but durable seller, retooled every year or so." ~ John Gregory Dunne
"Poor poor pitiful me... Lord have mercy on me / Woe woe is me" ~ Warren Zevon