"Statistically there is enough voter fraud to sway zero elections." ~ Aasif Mandvi
"Out for summer / Out till fall / We might not come back at all" ~ Alice Cooper, "School's Out"
Remember what happened after Roger Mudd asked Ted Kennedy why he wanted to be President? Apparently -- Trump doesn't.
"Stockpile indefinitely / ‘Cause there’s a world out there that’s closing in on me / I’m gonna stay locked up until I’m sure / Stockpile behind my door" ~ Richard X. Heyman, "Stockpile"
"We think we know what we're doin' / That don't mean a thing / It's all in the past now / Money changes everything" ~ Cyndi Lauper
The good news: experts predict your odds of surviving COVID-19 are much better than Trump's.
"Prosperity is only an instrument to be used, not a deity to be worshipped." ~ Calvin Coolidge
"Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do." ~ Voltaire
“I have observed throughout life that a man may do an immense deal of good if he does not care who gets the credit of it.” ~ Father Strickland
"We were betrayed, betrayed, betrayed, betrayed, betrayed by rough trade lies / Betrayed by lies" ~ Stiff Little Fingers, "Rough Trade"