Diagramming Their Sentences

Eyes wide shut.

The Burning Branches of Government

Everyone should say "Merry Christmas!" rather than the alternative: "You're indicted!"

Trump likes to play hardball. Fox tossed him softballs.

Help! I need somebody... Help! Just not Giuliani...

"Say money but it won't get you too far / Get you too far" -- Daryl Hall

Giuliani is as divorced from reality as he is from his wives.

It's all playing out like an episode of "Law & Order," with Avenatti providing the wisecracks.