"Geese are friends to no one, they bad mouth everybody and everything. But they are companionable once you get used to their ingratitude and false accusations." E. B. White
Remember what happened after Roger Mudd asked Ted Kennedy why he wanted to be President? Apparently -- Trump doesn't.
With profound apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan, but mostly Gilbert.
"52 USC 30121: Contributions and donations by foreign nationals / (a) Prohibition: It shall be unlawful for / (2) a person to solicit, accept, or receive a contribution or donation described in subparagraph (A) or (B) of paragraph (1) from a foreign national." ~ U.S. Code
"Strange voices are saying (What did they say?) / Things I can't understand / It's too close for comfort" ~ Bananarama, "Cruel Summer"
"I... declare... BANKRUPTCY!!!" ~ Michael Scott, "The Office"
Groucho, Harpo, Chico, Zeppo... Oppo?
"And I think of what I thought this cold morning, it's the same thing I'm thinking at three. I owe more than I can ever pay back, more than I'll ever see." ~ Woody Guthrie/Lou Reed
"You're claiming victory / You were just using me / And there is no one you can use now" ~ "Only Time Will Tell" by Asia
"And I know when that hotline bling / That can only mean one thing." ~ Drake