With profound apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan, but mostly Gilbert.
"52 USC 30121: Contributions and donations by foreign nationals / (a) Prohibition: It shall be unlawful for / (2) a person to solicit, accept, or receive a contribution or donation described in subparagraph (A) or (B) of paragraph (1) from a foreign national." ~ U.S. Code
"Strange voices are saying (What did they say?) / Things I can't understand / It's too close for comfort" ~ Bananarama, "Cruel Summer"
"I... declare... BANKRUPTCY!!!" ~ Michael Scott, "The Office"
Groucho, Harpo, Chico, Zeppo... Oppo?
"And I think of what I thought this cold morning, it's the same thing I'm thinking at three. I owe more than I can ever pay back, more than I'll ever see." ~ Woody Guthrie/Lou Reed
"You're claiming victory / You were just using me / And there is no one you can use now" ~ "Only Time Will Tell" by Asia