"My boyfriend's back he's gonna save my reputation / (Hey-la-day-la my boyfriend's back) / If I were you I'd take a permanent vacation" ~ The Angels
Vase Deference
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Out-Foxing Day
"And the Christmas bells that ring there are the clanging chimes of doom / Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you" ~ Band Aid, "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
Quite An Imagination
"I tell you I can visualize it all / This couldn't be a dream for too real it all seems / But it was just my imagination once again runnin' way with me" ~ The Temptations
Bless The Beast And My Children
“Came into this world, Daddy’s little girl. Daddy made a soldier out of me.” ~ Beyoncé
Mexi-can’t
"Oh, down in Mexico / I never really been so I don't really know" ~ James Taylor
If Not Now, Zen?
He had to fly halfway around the world to tweet, golf and eat hamburgers?
Sandbagged Sanctions
It's happened to all of us: kill yourself working late and then the boss scraps the whole project.
Lost At CPAC
"All you do to me is talk, talk / Talk, talk, talk, talk / All you do to me is talk, talk" ~ "Talk Talk"
Testimoaning
When you've lost the support of Otto Warmbier's parents...
Collapse In Judgment
"Hey, Rocky -- watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!" ~ Bullwinkle J. Moose
The Trump Poems 