If you claimed bone spurs in medieval times, they'd cut off your foot and send you hopping into battle.
"Hell is other people." ~ Jean-Paul Sartre, "No Exit"
Why don't we just say the shutdown will last as long as Trump can hold his breath? Over in 15 seconds.
This year leaves many shaken -- like a Polaroid picture.
Don't let the canister hit you in the backside on your way out.
O'er the land of the freeze-out and the home of the brazen.