“I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent engagement.” ~ Oscar Wilde
Inviting Behavior
Tag: biden
Future’s Tense
"Well I'm not the kind to live in the past / The years run too short and the days too fast / The things you lean on are the things that don't last" ~ Al Stewart, "Time Passages"
Infinitely Loopy
"This is the song that never ends / It just goes 'round and 'round, my friends / Some people started singing it / Not knowing what it was / And we continue singing it forever just because" ~ Lamb Chop
Transitioning Bender
Churchill said, "Never give up on something that you can't go a day without thinking about." Trump's already spending his days on the golf course, so...
I’m Losing It
"Have you heard about the Lonesome Loser? / He's a loser but he still keeps on trying." ~ Little River Band
Chances Aren’t
"Remember me, I was your fool / For really quite a long time / So I know how it feels to play / On the losin' end" ~ Michael McDonald
Sloppy Second Place
"Poor poor pitiful me... Lord have mercy on me / Woe woe is me" ~ Warren Zevon
Cast Away
"We have problems on the North, South, East and West / New York City, Saint Louis, Philadelphia, Los Angeles, Detroit, Chicago / Everybody has problems / And personally, I don't care." ~ Alice Cooper, "Elected"
Never The Twain Shall Meet
“Hain’t we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain’t that a big enough majority in any town?” ~ Mark Twain, "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn"
Debate And Switch
"You're a lie-lie-lie-liar / Oh, honey, that's you / Gaslighting / You made your bed and then your bed caught fire" ~ The Chicks, "Gaslighter"
The Trump Poems 