The only network Giuliani should appear on is Comedy Central.
"52 USC 30121: Contributions and donations by foreign nationals / (a) Prohibition: It shall be unlawful for / (2) a person to solicit, accept, or receive a contribution or donation described in subparagraph (A) or (B) of paragraph (1) from a foreign national." ~ U.S. Code
"You're so sadly neglected / And often ignored / A poor second to Belgium / When going abroad" ~ Monty Python, "Finland"
"Hey, how you feelin'? / Are you still the same, don't you realize the things we did / Were all for real, not a dream?" ~ ELO, "Telephone Line"
“Today I shall behave, as if this is the day I will be remembered.” ~ Dr. Seuss (quote offered without irony)
Ven·tril·o·quism (noun) -- the art of speaking so that another's words appear to come from a dummy.
"So let your hair down and go on baby and cry (cry, and cry)." ~ Johnnie Ray & The Four Lads, "Cry"