“Today I shall behave, as if this is the day I will be remembered.” ~ Dr. Seuss (quote offered without irony)
Ven·tril·o·quism (noun) -- the art of speaking so that another's words appear to come from a dummy.
"So let your hair down and go on baby and cry (cry, and cry)." ~ Johnnie Ray & The Four Lads, "Cry"
I, for one, am ready to throw in the towel here.