My mission? To disrupt the world.
You’ve seen I’m all about disruption.
Accusations I have hurled,
Pretending they’re about corruption.
Additionally, I’ll defend
My client in the best traditions.
To achieve that, I’ll suspend
The truth, and substitute suspicions.
Ammunition I’ll provide –
Even if the facts were made up
By Lutsenko, who has lied.
Calling Biden crooked, straight-up.
Fishin’ for some dirt on Biden,
Even though seems none existed.
Now impeachment scope will widen
With new witnesses enlisted.
Sedition: Trump has made that claim,
Accusing critics of coup-staging.
He will not accept the blame.
Certainly, he’s not done raging.
Listen – I do this pro bono;
Donald Trump I will crusade for.
Brilliance? So far I have shown no.
Trump is getting what he’s paid for.