BUILD A WALL & CRIME WILL FALL!
That’s our theme for two more years.
No more drugs and good-bye, thugs.
Playing on your basest fears.
GIVE ME CASH TO KEEP OUT TRASH!
Five-point-seven bil will do.
Put a hex on those from Mex.
Terrorists we’ll also shoo.
CLOSE THE BORDER TO BRING ORDER!
Caravans will soon invade us.
MS-13: no more flirting.
Democrats have all betrayed us.
I’LL COME SPEAK SOMETIME NEXT WEEK!
Capitol is where I’ll do it.
Secret Service isn’t nervous.
Nancy’s pushback? I say: “Screw it.”
PUT AN ENDER TO TRANSGENDER!
I won’t give those folks a hand up.
Don’t want moot troops filled with fruit loops.
When you pee: you sit, or stand up?
WORK FOR RUSSIA? NOT SO MUCH-A!
No one’s tougher on the Russians.
I let Cohen deal all alone;
Don’t blame me for the repercussions.
GIULIANI ALWAYS ON – HE
Makes claims that he backs away from.
Lost his marbles as he garbles;
Talking points he often strays from.
POLLING SHOWS THAT MOST OPPOSE
This partial shutdown, mi amigo.
No tax refunds means I’ll be shunned;
This is all about my ego.
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