Stormy Weather-or-Not

I will always protect Mr. Trump
Be his wildest truth bender and fiercest defender
I will always protect Mr. Trump

I will always protect Mr. Trump
Always ready to fix-it when behavior’s illicit
Launch a stealth plan of action through private transaction
I will always protect Mr. Trump

I will always protect Mr. Trump
It won’t always be easy when things get real sleazy
Making sure he’ll inform me once he’s slept with Stormy
Getting her to retract they engaged in the act
I will always protect Mr. Trump

I will always protect Mr. Trump
When the press is aware that he’s had an affair
Keep him out of the docket with funds from my pocket
Loudly be the discounter of alleged sex encounter
Payments made secretly through my own LLC
I will always protect Mr. Trump

I will always protect Mr. Trump
Sound a trumpet to warn when the interest is porn
Making sure she stays dumb with a six-figure sum
Try avoiding causation of finance violation
Make sure payments are lawful for something that’s awful
Keeping women away – offer’s 130K
I will always protect Mr. Trump

I will always protect Mr. Trump
Deny complicity to that damn FEC
Incessantly parrot claims have no legal merit
Be a real stand-up guy, always turn a blind eye
Spin a dubious narration to save his reputation
Put out statements insane to redeem the campaign
Go wherever I need to quash tape where they peed
I will always protect Mr. Trump

Why am I such an impassioned campaigner?
Perhaps it’s because he keeps me on retainer.
I will always protect Mr. Trump!