Sightseeing Melania

This interview did nothing to brighten the Dark Continent.

Interview With Bedevil

I had to vacuum up all the hair I pulled out after watching this.

I swear...

Absence of evidence is not evidence of abstinence.

A "Tom Collins" is made with gin. A "Susan Collins" is much, much weaker.

Even lower than a snake's belly.

Not drinking games -- but gamed about drinking.