"Out for summer / Out till fall / We might not come back at all" ~ Alice Cooper, "School's Out"
A School’s Errand
Playing the NASCARd
"Carefree highway, you seen better days / The mornin' after blues from my head down to my shoes" ~ Gordon Lightfoot
Fizzling Out
"Reality denied comes back to haunt." ~ Philip K. Dick
Tragical Thinking
"Tolling for the searching ones, on their speechless, seeking trail / For the lonesome-hearted lovers with too personal a tale / And for each unharmful, gentle soul misplaced inside a jail / And we gazed upon the chimes of freedom flashing" ~ Bob Dylan
All Consuming
Trump has been on a fact-free diet for some time. It must be working, since it's clear that he's losing.
Stop Picking On Me
Look up "bliss" in the dictionary; you won't find the word "ignorance" anywhere in the definition.
Word Salad Days
Remember what happened after Roger Mudd asked Ted Kennedy why he wanted to be President? Apparently -- Trump doesn't.
Rally The Oops
I don't think the Trump campaign runs into copyright issues if they use Stephen Foster songs at rallies -- which would work well thematically, right?
Joke On This
"I started a joke which started the whole world crying / But I didn't see that the joke was on me oh no" ~ The Bee Gees
The Ow! Factor
"In fact it was a little bit frightening / Make sure you have expert timing" ~ Carl Douglas, "Kung Fu Fighting"
