"Husband a lie, and trump it up in some extraordinary emergency." ~ Joseph Addison
Caught In The Fact
April Sours, May Bring Glowers
"Twenty Percent of Zero is Better than Nothing." ~ Walt Kelly
Stimu-lust
"I'll be all in clover and when they look you over / I'll be the proudest fellow in the Easter Parade." ~ Irving Berlin
Hop To It
It is said nothing is certain but death and taxes. So, since Trump doesn't pay taxes -- he's decided to double-down on the death thing.
This Curve Has Some Nerve
"You've got the brawn I've got the brains / Let's make lots of money" ~ Pet Shop Boys, "Opportunity"
Drug Through The Mud
"I want a new drug, one with no doubt / One that won't make me talk too much / Or make my face break out" ~ Huey Lewis
Alexander: The Gripe
Talk about "Must See TV"...
