Forced Separation Anxiety

Donald Trump believes in the family unit so strongly he's started three of them.

Summit Like It Hot

Yesterday he loathed me, bah! But today he likes me, ah! And tomorrow -- tomorrow...

Thank goodness he's a very stable genius -- otherwise I'd be worried here.

YOU get a pardon, and YOU get a pardon, and YOU get a pardon...

Well, shoot...

They're called "briefings" but I bet she wishes they could be even shorter.

"And for my next trick, I will remove my own appendix."